AMY GREW UP IN NEW JERSEY BUT IS OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR A LONG ISLAND GIRL. SHE SPENT HER YOUTH FROLICKING AT THE JERSEY SHORE AND CRUISING AROUND IN TRANS AMS AND MONTE CARLOS. AFTER HIGH SCHOOL, SHE HIGH TAILED IT OUT OF TOWN AND HEADED OUT WEST TO MAKE HER MARK.
AFTER PERFECTING HER DRINKING AND TANNING SKILLS AT ARIZONA STATE SHE MOVED THE PARTY BACK EAST WHERE SHE FOUND TRUE LOVE AFTER COUNTLESS BAD DATES, RESTRAINING ORDERS, AND YEARS OF THERAPY. SOMEHOW SHE TRICKED HER QUEENS BORN AND BRED, BOROUGH LOVING, GOLD CHAIN WEARING HUSBAND TO MOVE NOT ONLY TO THE SUBURBS BUT TO NEW JERSEY OF ALL PLACES.
IN NEW JERSEY, RAISING 2 TEENAGE GIRLS WITH HER HUSBAND AMY WAS ABLE TO PERFECT HER SKILLS IN FINDING THE RIGHT “BIG SALAD”, PICKING UP DRY CLEANING WHILE TALKING ON THE PHONE AND PRACTICING HER UBER SKILLS. SHE CAN OFTEN BE SEEN AT SHOP RITE OR KINGS WITH A SHOPPING CART FILLED WITH ALMOND MILK, ORGANIC PRODUCE AND GRANOLA. HOWEVER, YOU CAN USUALLY FIND HER IN THE CHIPS AISLE, QUIETLY EATING DORITOS. QUITE OFTEN HER MOUTH MOVES ON ITS OWN SPEAKING BEFORE HER BRAIN HAS TIME TO SHUT IT DOWN.
SHE HAS ALREADY PREPARED HER TAG LINE FOR THE REAL HOUSEWIVES AND IS JUST WAITING FOR ANDY COHEN TO CALL.
